The Fool Who Asks

Without going into particulars, I’ll just say that I was recently struggling with a dilemma that was escalating to undesireable levels of psyhchological distress. It was a situation where I was trying to decide whether to ask for a special favor. I knew that asking would not only be futile, but would also be embarrassing and demeaning. On the other hand, if I could get the favor, it would be really great.

In the course of some number of days during which I agitated over whether to ask for the favor or just let it go and move on, I stumbled across a collection of “quotations” I had saved once upon a time in an obscure subdirectory on my computer. It was a pretty pithy and amusing collection, and included this:

“The person who asks may be a fool for five minutes. The person who doesn’t ask will be a fool for life.”

So, I picked up the phone and asked.

Turned out, my premise was totally incorrect. What I was asking for was routine and did not even amount to a favor – it was freely available to anyone, simply for the asking.

So, there y’go! :jesors:

Oil vs Suburbia – Lawyer’s Delight

Sometimes for decades the farmer was happy getting those monthly royalty checks. They more than covered the real estate taxes (as well as the personal property tax on the royalty interest) and made for quite a nice nest egg, going into retirement accounts, paying for Vegas vacations, and so on. But then a real estate agent would come along. That quarter section that was worth $300 an acre not so long ago could be sold for $15,000 an acre to a developer wanting to build houses or maybe an industrial park, whatever. All of a sudden he’s looking at $2.4 million, but only if the property is free and clear of the oil lease.

So he calls up the lease operator. “Say, thanks for those royalties all these years, but, well, I need you to clear out so I can sell the property.”

One sort of operator will figure up what the lease is worth, figure up the plugging and abandonment costs, and give the farmer a figure. “Pay me $150,000 and I’m outa here.”

One sort of farmer will agree the lease is worth about that, or maybe negotiate about it, and they’ll agree on a figure and they both part ways with the property, each with a nice bundle in his pocket. Another sort of farmer will get himself a lawyer who may or may not know anything about oil and gas law, but either way then sues the operator to cancel the lease. Spending $50,000 or so to get rid of the oil lease in court is a lot cheaper than paying the operator $150,000; and the operator may not have the kind of war chest to litigate the issue in court.

Another sort of operator, rather than figuring up what the lease is actually worth, may see the opportunity for a windfall. Knowing there’s $2.4 million on the table, he may offer to clear out for $750,000, or maybe even $1 million. He probably knows more about oil and gas law than either the farmer or the farmer’s lawyer, quite confident his lease is making “paying quantities” and knowing he’s going to win if the farmer wants to try judicial cancellation.

And so it goes. Skyrocketing land values at the same time as skyrocketing oil prices. When reasonable minds prevail over greed, both can realize quite a nice bundle out of their respective interests in the land. Unfortunately, with this kind of money on the table, greed is a tempting mistress. Even more unfortunately, from my perspective, what drives the matter into court may not be so much the greed of one or the other of the principals, but the greed of at least one or the other of their lawyers. Why I’m getting burned out with the profession – law business any more seems all about the firm’s bottom line, without regard to the client’s bottom line. Cases are taken on the basis of how much revenue they can generate for the firm; not on the basis of achieving a fair and just outcome for the client. Making it worse – the clients who deserve the kind of lawyers they get. It unfortunately means somebody else is forced into paying a lot of fees he ought not have to pay, if there was any justice out there. Too many judges aren’t helping the situation, letting lawyers run up the fees when they could be clamping down on some of the tactics employed.

I’d Like to Post an Article Please

I’d like to post an article, but I’m getting a message says “no can do”. Well, words to that effect. Yet, I can post on the Chappell Family Blog. Same WordPress, same computer.

Okay, strange. This time it accepted the article. Man, the real article I tried to post here before, four or five paragraphs, I got that message and, worse, the article was totally lost.

Probably the difference is this time I copied and saved the text to notepad before I hit the “publish” button. Since fate seems to be toying with me today, I’m now being allowed to actually post to the blog, since it won’t matter if it wont’ let me on account of I have a “backup” of the article so it won’t be lost. But, now I have this useless article instead of the really cogent one I had before. It was about Google and SEO and the big lawyer directory companies (Lexis-Nexis and West). But, that’ll have to wait. I’ve used up my alloted blog time and have to get back to actual lawyering.

C’est la guerre! :shrug: